Toddler with a Telecaster

toddler with a Telecaster

A toddler was recently caught with a Telecaster on which he was attempting to play a Florida Georgia Line song. Luckily it wasn’t plugged in and no auditory, cranial or gastrointestinal distress was experienced by anyone nearby.

“I only left him alone for a minute,” the father said, claiming he had just walked outside to take a picture of his pickup truck and his tractor and his bros to post to his Facebook page, leaving the toddler unattended in the same room with the guitar.

The instrument, which was unregistered, is being held by the Country Music Police pending further investigation. The toddler is undergoing therapy at the Merle Haggard Institute for the Musically Impaired.

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