We did an outdoor show with a female wrestling act one time. They were fairly attractive and funny and didn’t sweat much when they weren’t in the ring.
We worked with a monkey act once, too, but that wasn’t nearly as much fun. The monkeys smelled bad and shit all over the place and knocked over one of our guitars and swore a lot. You know all that ‘Ungawa” stuff in Tarzan movies? Turns out it means “Kiss my ass, Bwana!”.