Things you don’t often hear on the bandstand

Hand me that piano

Hand me that piano.
No thanks, I don’t want a beer.
Let’s do “Crazy”.
My other steel guitar is an Emmons.
Oh yeah, we know all Taylor Swift’s songs.
You wanna hear “The Other Woman”? Are you nuts?
Whaddya mean it sucked? I played it just like Jerry Garcia.
Yeah, I’m married.
Man, you sound just like Buddy Emmons.
Hey, the club owner said he’d pay us extra if we get his brother-in-law up.
Well, we might as well leave our equipment here for next Christmas.
Can we do any Garth Brooks?
The key? One up.

Author: Cal Sharp

Nashville pedal steel guitarist for over 30 years. Credits include Stonewall Jackson, Little Jimmy Dickens, Red Sovine, Faron Young, Ernest Tubb, Ray Price, Johnny Russell, George Fox, Vern Gosdin, Del Reeves, Gilley's, the Palomino Club and a few others. Retired from the road, playing sessions and clubs locally. I also develop websites, like this one and other music-related sites. Contact me if you need a website. Email: cal at caligraphics dot net or fill out the contact form.

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