The Bon Aqua Hoedown in Bon Aqua, TN. The whole place is lit by two ugly fluorescent lights over the snack bar and two bare light bulbs hanging down from the ceiling above the bandstand. Notices and warnings on the walls are done in stick-on letters or hand-printed, odd these days when these things are usually printed in 24-point Times New Roman from a computer. They’re not real big on ambiance; the theme is post-modern redneck. In this building you get the feeling you’re in a shop or a warehouse, not a dance club.